Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!